翻译：youxouy(豆瓣)
本字幕依照英文字幕翻译而来
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记者们坐在一起
The reporters sat all around.
她能回答他们问的每件事
She had an answer for everything they asked,
并且听起来都很有哲理
and it all sounded very philosophical.
她说的都是关于人和精神的事
Everything she said was about human and spirits.
我简直无法想象
I really couldn't have imagined it,
那个蠢婆婆竟然会这样说话
the silly old lady can turn out talking like that.
简直是在胡扯
It's rubbish. Load of nonsense.
一句话我都不信
I fuckin' don't believe a word of it.
我不觉得她在瞎扯
I don't think it's rubbish at all.
我不知道你俩咋想，但至于我…我相信
Don't know about you two, guys, but as for me... I do believe.
我觉得人们的信仰会迅速膨胀
And I reckon that human faith swells up big real quick
就在他们生病或者咽下最后一口气的时候
when they're sick or on their last breath.
空气的摩擦会让他们爆炸
Air friction can make them explode.
你魔怔了吗？
Are you mad?
确实
It's true.
人类总是以自己是最聪明的生物而骄傲
Human are always proud of being the most intelligent creature.
他们总相信他们的眼睛所观，耳朵所听…
They always believe what their eyes see, their ears hear...
以及他们愚蠢的逻辑
Their stupid logic.
他们大吃大喝
They eat big, talk big.
他们的所作所为只表明他们是多么肤浅
All they're doing is showing how superficial they are
在精神上
in both mind and soul.
难道我们不知道吗？这就像我家的老头
Don't we know, just like the old man at my place...
我靠！撞车了！
Shit! Crash, guys!
你要去看看吗？
You gonna take a look?
不
No.
- 干嘛？ - 我是个泰国啤酒品牌，我司在做三对一的促销活动
What's up? I'm with a Thai beer label, my company's having a 3-for-1 special.
您愿意喝几瓶啤酒吗？
Will you help me by trying a few beers?
如果您今天买三瓶，您会得到一个这样的卡片
Today, If you buy three beers, you'll get a card like this one here.
您将有机会赢得大奖：一辆汽车，一辆SH摩托…
You'll have the opportunity to win some big prizes: a car, an SH motorbike...
您想喝几瓶吗？好喝的啤酒...
Will you try a few beers? Good beer for...
干杯！
Cheers!
我告诉你，路上到处是血
Let me tell you, there's blood all over the road.
搞得我过几天才能吃下东西
It'll be a few days before I can stomach eating again.
还有什么其他开胃的吗
Anything else appetizing?
他的头都变形了
His head's all out of shape.
他的脑浆都洒出来了，真恶心！
He's spilled his brains out on the road. Fuckin' disgusting!
看看这些图片
Look at these pictures!
这孩子真可怜
I feel sorry for the kid.
他就坐着还没意识到发生啥事
He sat up and he didn't know what was going on.
他妈妈还趴在地上
Meanwhile, his Mum's lying face down on the road.
不知道她是死是活
I don't know if she was dead or alive.
等下，那个孩子看着很眼熟
Hang on, that kid looks really familiar.
但那个时候，有多少的士经过？
But just then, how many taxis went past?
他们没有一个人会停下来
Not one of them would stop.
周围的群众只会拍照
And the people all around, all they could do was taking photos.
真他妈难以置信
Fuckin' incredible!
这就是为什么我要跟你们说：这就是社会现状
That's why I say to you guys: that's what society is like nowadays.
所以
So,
保持清醒，做好准备
stay awake, be ready,
因为你不知道人子降临的日子和方式
for you do not know the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man comes.
喂，你掉钱了吗？我看到他捡到了50万的钞票
Hey, did you drop some money? I saw him pick up a 500,000 note.
你瞅啥？
What are you looking at, you?
你拿了我的钱吗？
Did you pick up my money?
妈的
Bitch!
我丢了50万
I've lost 500,000.
还我钱！
Give me back my money!
叔叔，给我买糖吃我就还给你
Buy me some sweets and I'll give it back, Uncle.
“买”？你这婊子养的
"Buy"? You son of a bitch!
- 你是不是欠揍 - 冷静点，Bao
- Will I give you a thrashing? - Settle down, Bao.
你把钱还给叔叔吧 来这，我给你买些糖吃
You give Uncle back his money. Come here, I'll buy you some sweets.
狗逼！
Fuckin' dog!
干杯！
Cheers!
这傻子...不能自理
Goon...Can't help himself.
- 怎么了, Bao? - 妈的!
- What's up, Bao? Bitch!
他妈的，路上有钢筋. 伙计们快帮我清理一下
Steel reinforcing for roads.They fuckin' clean up, guys.
我总和你讲，但你就是听不进去
I always tell you but you won't listen.
只是50万，你就这么激动
Just 500,000 and you're worked up like this.
- 我很担心你, Bao. - 妈的!
- I'm afraid of you, Bao. - Bitch!
这么黑我怎么看？
How am I supposed to see when it's dark like this?
递一卷纸给我，好吗？
Hand me a roll of paper, will you?
你还好吗？
Are you alright?
伤口看起来很深，你得要把它缝起来
That wound looks quite deep, you probably should have it stitched.
得要整整八九针 你觉得呢？
Whole eight or nine stitches. What do you think?
妈的！
Bitch!
啊！
Oh!
雨...
Rain...
下雨了 找些避雨的地方，兄弟们
It's raining. Find some shelter, guys.
喂! 等等我...
Ai-ya! Wait for me...
妈的！该死的刺
Fuckin' bitch! Prick...