请坐 Please, please sit down.
你即将看到的是 What you are about to see is one of the most dramatic
有史以来最震撼的艺术作品之一 pieces of art that has ever been created.
现在，我不想和你赘述过多细节， Now, I don't wanna bother you with detail...
奥斯瓦尔德先生，请不要动好吗? Mr. oswald, will you please hold still?
好了，正如我刚才说的，我不想赘述过多细节， Now, as I was saying, I don't wanna bother you with details
我只想说这是一个 on how I arrived at this, just let me say that it is a work
我只想说这是一个集信念、承诺、与奉献为一体的作品， of true conviction,of true commitment,
是年复一年打磨出来的精品 and years and years of single-minded dedication.
奥斯瓦尔德先生，如果你还在不停地乱动， Mr. oswald, if you can't stop shaking,
我就得请你离开这里了 I will have to ask you to leave the room.
先生们 Gentlemen.
请欣赏 Enjoy.
法兰克福始发的UGA 419号航班 Announcing the arrival of uga flight 419
即将到达目的地 from Frankfurt.
旅客将在b大厅的6号门下飞机 Passengers will be arriving at gate six in the b concourse.
Uga 419航班，到达6号门，b大厅 Uga flight 419, arriving at gate six, the b concourse.
英国航空，呼叫刚刚抵达的乘客霍夫曼 British airlines paging arriving passenger Hoffman.
呼叫霍夫曼 Paging arriving passenger Hoffman.
请立即前往最近的免费电话处 Please go to the nearest available courtesy phone.
呼叫大卫·塔利，呼叫大卫·塔利 Paging David Tully, David Tully.
请到楼下的传呼台 Please come to the paging desk, lower level.
呼叫大卫·塔利 Paging David Tully.
请到楼下的传呼台 Please come to the paging desk, lower level.
这是意大利飞往罗马的 This is the final boarding call
9号航班最后一次登机通知 for Italian airways flight nine to Rome.
所有乘客都应该确认登机 All confirmed passengers should be on board.
最后一次登机通知，意大利航空9号航班 Final boarding call,Italian airways flight nine.
呼叫蒂莫西·斯威珀，蒂莫西·斯威珀 Paging Timothy sweeper,Timothy sweeper.
请到四号行李领取区与您的同伴会合 Please meet your passenger in baggage claim area four.
呼叫丽塔·赛兹，丽塔·赛兹 Paging Rita size, Rita size,
请返回14号登机口领取您的随身行李 please return to gate 14 and reclaim your carry-on bag.
丽塔·赛兹请返回14号登机口 Rita size to gate 14.
已着陆的乘客，迈克尔·弗瑞 Arriving passenger Michael fury.
请前往最近的移动电话 Please pick up the nearest available courtesy phone.
已着陆的乘客，迈克尔·弗瑞 Arriving passenger Michael fury
请前往移动电话亭 to the courtesy phone, please.
有迈克尔·弗瑞的电话 Call for Michael fury.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我是迈克尔·弗瑞 This is Michael fury.
弗瑞先生，我有一条来自洛瑞的留言， Mr. fury, I have a message from Lori,
她说她来自私人侦探所？ who says she's from the detective agency?
是的，继续 Yes.
她现在没法来见你，但是她说 She's unable to meet you but asked that
你可以在梅尔罗斯大道的大都会商店与她碰面 you join her at Metropolis, a store on Melrose Avenue?
你知道这个地方在哪儿吗？ Do you know where that is?
我会找到的 I'll find it.
你有护照吗？ Have you got your passport?
这是你第五次问我了 That's the fifth time you've asked me that.
还记得那次你想去密苏里，结果你忘记拿护照了… Remember when you tried to go to Missouri and you left...
记得，记得呢 Yes, yes, yes.
大都会商店，在梅尔罗斯大道 The Metropolis on Melrose.
快点，就在那边，过来 Come on, there it is back there, come on!
快点，开始吧 Come on, guys, let's go.
吸血鬼之城，快，我们开始吧 Vampire city, come on, let's do it.
给点灯光 Get me some light.
哇偶 Oh, wow.
好的，拉近一点 All right, come on in tight.
从她身上开始拍，再拉远点 Starting tight on her and then pull back
把我也拍进去 and open up to include me.
把他弄出去，好吗? Get him outta here, will ya?
警察，往一边去 Police, move aside.
我是弗雷泽·凯利，我在梅尔罗斯一个名叫大都会的 This is frazer Kelly, I'm reporting live from Metropolis
精品内衣商店进行现场报道 a Melrose Avenue lingerie boutique and a scene
吸血鬼杀手再次犯下凶案 of yet another grizzly feast by the vampire killer.
大约十分钟之前，我在第三频道新闻台 Less than 10 minutes ago,I received an anonymous tip
收到了匿名消息 at the channel 3 news desk.
这个爆炸消息跟我透露，店里其中一个人形模特是假的， The shocking tip told me that one of the mannequins
那是一具尸体 was not a mannequin at all, but a corpse,
很可能是吸血鬼杀手的第三个受害者 and very likely the vampire killer's victim number three.
我们在警察到来之前 We've arrived here before the police
为你带来独家消息 to bring you this exclusive.
你一定是迈克尔·弗瑞 You must be Michael fury.
我是侦探社的洛莉 I'm Lori, from the agency.
就是你一直联系的那位 The one you've been corresponding with.
很抱歉我没法在机场见你 I'm really sorry I couldn't meet you at the airport.
我从一个朋友那里得到了一条重要线索， I got a hot tip from a friend of mine
然后就来了 and I came right down here.
看来又有新的受害者了 Looks like another one.
你是迈克尔·弗瑞，对吗? You are Michael fury, aren't you?
那个付钱让我调查 The one who's been paying me to investigate
吸血鬼谋杀案的人? these so-called vampire murders?
是我 That's right.
你刚才吓到我了 You had me scared there for a minute.
跟之前的受害者一样 It's just like the others.
凶手用尖牙 Someone is using sharpened incisors
咬住受害者们的脖子 to bite into the necks of the victims,
然后吸干他们的血 and all the blood is drained out.
但是凶手从不留下任何证据 But there's no evidence, there's never any evidence.
警察似乎对这个案件 And they appear no closer
毫无头绪 to solving the hideous crimes.
-我知道 -今晚 -I see. -Now, here tonight.
又一个受害者出现了 Another victim.
我是弗雷泽·凯利，为您播报第三频道新闻 This is frazer Kelly for channel 3 news.
现在回到演播室 Now back to the studio.
我的车就在这儿 Well, my car is right here.
去你的公寓吧? Why don't I take you to your condo?
那真的把我吓坏了 That really freaked me out.
我都不想吃晚饭了 I don't even wanna eat dinner.
你一个人外出 I tell you, it makes me worry about you
让我很担心 walking out here by yourself.
我不会再在这里工作了 Don't think I'm gonna work here anymore.
需要什么女士？ Yes, ma'am?
请加满油 Fill it up, please?
这一定不是第一案发现场 And the victims are apparently killed someplace else.
也许第一现场都是一个地方 Maybe the same place every time.
他们被杀后，被凶手带到这个现场 And then they're brought to the place where they're found
剩下的我在信里跟你说了 and the rest you know from my letters.
喝可乐吗？ You want a coke?
总之，这段期间我给你找了个好地方 Anyway, I found a great place for you while you're here.
是一个非常新的公寓 It's a brand new condo.
还没装修好 It's unfurnished.
不过你就喜欢这样，对吧？ That's what you wanted, isn't it?
你去看过了吗 Have you seen it?
我在那里呆了整整一天一夜 I spent a whole day and night there.
真的？ Really?
我们联系这么久之后， Well, after all our correspondence,
我有一种已经了解你了的感觉 I kinda felt like I knew you.
我记得我的信写得很正式 My letters were very business-like, as I recall.
我知道，但我喜欢透过字里行间去读你 I know, but I like to read between the lines.
我在心里已经塑造了一个你 I made up a whole personality for you.
我坐在你家， I sat in your place,
想着你会怎么装饰客厅， wondering how you'd decorate the living room,
你会选哪间卧室睡觉， which bedroom you'd pick to sleep in,
你的床会是什么样子，还想了很多事情 what your bed would look like, things like that.
你都在侦探社干些什么？ What do you do in the agency?
夜班的助理研究员 Research assistant on the graveyard shift.
你给我发送的那些资料都很详细 All those summaries you sent me were unusually thorough.
我对神秘学很感兴趣 Well, I'm very interested in the occult.
不仅仅是吸血鬼，还有很多事情 Not just vampires,a lot of things.
其实，我在办公室就是个笑话， Actually, I'm kind of a joke around the office,
所以当你第一次来信的时候，他们觉得… so when your first letter came in, they kinda thought...
他们觉得我们半斤八两吧 They thought we deserved each other.
我读完了所有关于吸血鬼的书 I've read all the vampire books.
几乎把吸血鬼电影看了个遍 Seen just about every vampire movie ever made.
如果真的是吸血鬼在杀人 Wouldn't it be incredible if there really was
那不是很神奇吗？ a vampire behind all this?
你知道，很多人都觉得这并非空穴来风 You know, a lot of people think it's possible.
是因为死去的三个女孩 Because of the puncture wounds in the throats
脖子上都有牙印？ of the three dead girls?
是啊，你也知道 Well, you saw them.
它们看起来是被非人类生物吸血了 They looked just like fang bites and everyone knows
而吸血鬼就必须靠吸血来存活 vampires must kill to live.
我觉得人们只是看电影看多了 I think people do see too many movies.
为什么你认为吸血鬼一定要杀人? Why must what you call a vampire kill?
为什么他们不能吸够能维持生活的血？ Why couldn't they take just enough blood to exist?
让他们的猎物活下来 And let their quarry live.
猎物？ Quarry?
有意思的比喻 That's an interesting way of putting it.
我累了 I'm tired.
我要回公寓 I'd like to get to the apartment.
迈克尔？ Michael?
你究竟在寻找什么？ What are you really looking for?
我在找凶手 I'm looking for a killer.
镜头慢慢从比利那里移过去， Nice slow pan from Billy blue shirt,
然后停住，稍作停顿 and hold, beat.
停 Beat.
现在慢慢放大，要慢，超慢，对，就是这样 Now nice slow zoom, real slow, real slow, yeah.
非常好 That's good.
非常不错 Good.
对 Yeah.
现在，慢慢拉远，要慢，没错，就是这样 Now, pull back real slow, yes, real slow.
见鬼，有什么东西动了，肯定动了 Hell, somethin' moved down there, I know it did.
在看什么东西吗？ Looking for something?
我的天啊，老兄你真的吓到我了 Jesus Christ, man, you scared the shit outta me.
你是警察吗? Are you a cop?
S有什么异常吗？ omething happening down there?
无事发生 No, nothing's happening down there.
你为什么什么都没拍? Why are you filming nothing?
听着，首先，这不是电影 Look, first of all, this isn't film.
这是录像带，好吗? It's videotape, all right?
其次，我是一个艺术家，我不需要向你 Second of all, I'm an artist, I don't have to explain to you
或世界上任何其他人解释我在做什么 or anybody else in the world what I'm doing.
哦，艺术 Huh, art.
但底下确实没什么异常 But there's nothing happening down there.
你应该见识见识后期加工剪辑的厉害 You'd be surprised what you can do in the editing process.
嘭 Bam.
你的电影是关于什么的？ What's your video about?
这他妈是一部纪录片好吗？ It's a goddamn documentary, all right?
关于谋杀案？ About the murders?
是啊 Yeah.
关于谋杀案 About the murders.
不然我为什么要在这里 I mean, why else would I be here,
在这么冷的时候，被冻得屁滚尿流 at this hour, freezing my ass off, huh?
听着，别想坑我，明白? And listen, don't try and rip me off, all right?
这种事以前也发生过一次， That happened to me once before,
我可没那么傻了，你明白吗? and I didn't take kindly to it, you understand?
首先窃取你的创意，然后是你的创造力 First they steal your ideas, then your creativity,
最后把本该你赚的钱也盗走了 and then goes your bank book.
我告诉你… And I tell you wha...
老天爷！ Jesus.
真是怪了，真是奇怪 Now, was that strange or was that strange?
哦天 Oh, man.
什么情况 I don't know.
老天啊 Jesus Christ.
冷静，冷静 Get a hold of yourself, man.
要冷静 Just get a hold of yourself.
嘿，看着点人！ Hey, watch out!
天呢！ Geez!
范！ Van!
今晚不行 Not tonight.
亲爱的，你迟到了快一个小时 Van, honey, you're almost an hour late.
进去吧 Let's go, inside.
这么着急忙慌 Now suddenly he's in a big hurry.
我觉得咱们得再考虑考虑 Maybe we should think about this?
你傻了吧？ What're you, crazy?
这就是个快钱活 I told you this was easy money.
而且，我们之后要去德拉克酒吧 Besides, we'll go to drac's after.
狂欢一下 We'll have a really good time.
算了，我要走了 No, forget it, um, I'm leaving!
你就跟他说我不敢，行吗？ Just tell Van I lost my nerves, okay?
哎呀，别退缩啊，拜托！ Oh, come on, don't be a chickenshit, please!
我就是个胆小鬼，我在德拉克酒吧 I am chickenshit and I'll wait for you
等你，好吗？ at drac's tonight, okay?
再见宝贝 Bye, baby!
迈克尔？ Michael?
我感觉你应该还没睡 I took a chance you might still be awake.
进来把 Come onin.
越到晚上工作越来劲 I do my best work at night.
来杯酒吗？ Do you want a glass of wine?
不用，谢谢 No, thank you.
你在上一封信上说你整理了一份嫌疑人名单 Your last letter said you were arranging a list of suspects.
我有警察局内部高层的朋友 I have friends in high places.
至少有好几个 Well, a couple anyway.
那个名单差不多得有2000多个名字 There's over 2,000 names on that list.
这么多 Amazing.
不愧是大城市 What a city.
只有第一页 Only the first
有变态犯罪的前科 they have records of kinkiness.
洛杉矶，你知道的 L.A. you know.
有什么结论？ Any conclusions?
估计没你想听的 None that you'd be interested in.
无妨 Try me.
没有一个是吸血鬼 Not one of them is a vampire.
还真是 You're right.
确实无聊 That doesn't interest me.
但你是吸血鬼的忠实信徒 But you're the believer.
为什么这么肯定有吸血鬼? What makes you so sure?
大白天你都看不到他们 None of them have been seen in daylight.
哦，对 Oh, yes.
是传说 The lore.
镜子里看不到他们，他们还害怕大蒜 Can't be seen in mirrors,afraid of garlic.
还有各种传说 All those sorts of things.
你笑了？ Is that a smile?
你真的对吸血鬼太痴迷了 You're really obsessed with this vampire business.
个人信仰放一边 Put my personal beliefs aside for a second,
我恰好还是一个非常不错的调查员呢 I also happen to be a damn good investigator.
规则一，你的理论要符合实际 And rule one is, you work from a theory that fits the facts.
然而事实就是，咱们这里出现了 Now, the facts are, we've got a killer running around,
一个会吸血的杀手 who drains his victim of blood.
那么，有哪些可能呢？ Now, what are the possibilities?
谁喜欢吸血？ Who drinks blood?
也没人说过是杀手吸了血 Nobody said the killer drinks the blood.
但你怎么解释那是穿刺性伤口? Puncture wounds?
-可能就是凶手的怪癖 -才不是 -Just kinkiness. -No.
规则二，不要为了符合理论而改变事实 Rule two is you don't alter the facts to fit the theory.
事实表明就是吸血鬼 The facts say vampire.
受害者的尸体还在停尸房，对吧? Look, the victims' bodies are still at the morgue, right?
据我所知是的 As far as I know.
传说中， Well, doesn't legend say
被吸血鬼咬过的人也会变成吸血鬼 that the vampire's victim becomes a vampire?
那得看情况 That depends.
死人就是死人，无论他们是怎么死的 Look, the dead are dead, no matter how they got that way.
死了，就只能是那样了 Dead and that's all.
你知道有的人相信， Do you know that some people believe that the spirit
人死后灵魂会在这个世界徘徊一段时间 hangs around for a while?
如果你能通灵 That if you can get in touch with them,
这些鬼魂就会告诉你一些事情 they can tell you things?
我觉得你就是 I suppose you're one of the people
相信这个事情的人吧 who believes that?
实际上，我在尝试通灵 Actually, I am trying to get in touch with them.
也许其中一个被害人能告诉我点什么呢 Maybe one of the murder victims can tell me something.
我需要的真探应该是去调查活人的 I need someone to investigate the living.
让我们回归现实 Let's stick to reality.
现实也是大不相同的 There are all kinds of reality.
祝你好运 Good luck.
通灵成功了告诉我一声 Let me know when the spirits talk to you.
你在取笑我？ You're funny, huh?
我并不是要取笑你 I didn't mean to make fun of you,
但是这事确实有点奇葩 but you must admit it's a little bizarre.
没事，能看到你再笑一次什么都值得 That's okay, it was worth it just to see you smile again.
我该走了 I should go.
这么快？ Really? So soon?
为什么不留下来跟我看一些吸血鬼电影呢？ Why don't you stay and watch some of this movie with me?
更多的吸血鬼电影？ More vampires?
不，谢谢你了 No, thank you.
什么时候能再见到你？ When will I see you again?
大概一天或者两天后联系你 I'll call you in a day or two.
我还要倒时差 Jet lag.
告诉我 Tell me something.
要是你找到吸血鬼了，你准备怎么办？ What're you gonna do with your vampire, if you find him?
我不知道 I don't know.
晚安 Goodnight.
洛莉 Lori.
起床啦小懒猫 Up and at 'em, morning glory.
我给你带了些东西 Look, I brought you some groceries.
我很抱歉我们昨晚 Oh, listen, I'm sorry that we didn't make it
没能去德拉克酒吧 to drac's last night.
你知道范这个人，超级麻烦 You know Van, one thing led to another and,
我都没时间过去 well, we never made it out of the house.
珍妮，都快八点半了 Jenny, it's almost 8:30.
你不需要去上班吗？ Don't you have to be at work?
珍妮？ Jenny?
珍妮 Jenny.
珍妮？ Jenny?
珍妮，珍妮！ Jenny, Jenny!
天啊，你吓到我了 Oh, god, you scared me.
我给你带了些东西 Well, listen, I brought some groceries.
15分钟后吃早餐? Breakfast in 15 minutes?
他最大的特点就是眼睛 The thing about him is his eyes.
他看你的眼神 The way they look at you.
带着一种催眠感 It's kind of hypnotic, you know?
哦，姐妹，你真是没救了 Oh, brother, are you gone.
迈克尔·弗瑞? Michael fury, huh?
是个不错的名字 That's a nice name.
那你什么时候再见他？ So, when are you gonna see Mr. fury again?
嗯…… Um...
今晚在德拉克酒吧 Tonight at drac's.
哦不是吧 No, you're not.
你答应过我要跟我和范一起看电影的 You promised me that you'd do the video with me and Van!
不行了，谢丽 No more, cherry.
但他是一个有名的艺术家，而且我还答应过他！ But he's a famous artist and I promised him!
他只是在利用我们而已 He's using us.
他刚刚拿到一大笔赞助费，他现在有钱了！ He just got some kind of big Grant, he's rich!
他太奇怪了 He's weird.
最起码你陪我一起去吧 Will you at least come along and keep me company?
求你啦 Please?
你中了1000美元！ You've won $1,000!
-我的天啊！ -你中了1000块钱！ - Oh, my god! -You've won $1,000!
不会吧 No way.
我们电台开始撒钱了！ The station that just loves to give you money!
现在，给所有被堵在405高速上的朋友们 And now for all you people sitting in that big gridlock
带来的是杰·威利斯的节目！ called the 405, here's Jay Willis!
从港口向北通往 The number two Lane closed for a couple minutes on
圣莫尼卡西向的二号车道将暂时关闭一小会儿 transition, harbor northbound to the Santa Monica westbound.
哦，真不错 Oh, that's good.
是啊，真好，我喜欢 Very good, yes, I like that.
打开，打开点 Huh, open up, open up.
好 Yes.
真不错啊 That's nice.
舔舔嘴唇，这可太性感了 Wet your lips, you make me, I'll tell ya.
这是什么啊？ What's this thing here?
那是16世纪，用来猎杀吸血鬼的剑 That's a vampire hunting sword, 16th century.
别动它，放下 Just put it down, put it down.
谢谢，离它远点 Thank you, step away.
很好 Very good.
这个角度不错，对 Right there, right there, yes.
舔，对，舔 On, the lick, yes, lick it.
美极了 Beautiful.
再转动一下 Just move around, scoot around.
非常棒 That's good, yes, yes.
女人被发现死亡 "Woman found dead.
血被吸干 "Blood drained."
这是那个第三名受害者的报道 Oh, here's one about the third victim.
两天前在大都会的那起 Metropolis, two nights ago.
哦，完美 Oh, gorgeous.
太棒了 Yes, that's good.
你觉得世上真的有吸血鬼吗？ Do you think maybe it's really a vampire?
吸血鬼 Vampires.
行吧 Right.
你知道，范的曾曾祖母 Well, you know, Van's great-great
就是个吸血鬼猎人 grandmother was a vampire hunter.
瞎扯淡，才没这种事 Get out, there's no such thing.
珍妮宝贝，不要随意评价一个 Jenny, babe, try not to comment on things
你根本不了解的事情好吗？ you know absolutely nothing about, all right?
过来 Come here.
让我尝尝 Let me have the chicken.
我看你都吃饱了 You've had enough to eat, all right?
我看你都吃饱了 You're always eatin', sit down.
好了，看我，看我这 Okay, now look at me, look at me.
姑娘们，灵光乍现 My god, girls.
你看到那个鸡蛋了吗，听我说 Do you see the, listen to me.
看我，看我，很好 Look at me, look at me, look at me, good.
珍妮，用你的手指 Jenny, just take your finger.
看我 Look at me.
用你的手指，轻轻地 Thank you, take your finger and just, very lightly,
用指尖碰那个鸡蛋 with your fingernail, touch the egg.
碰鸡蛋，鸡蛋在这儿 The egg. - The egg's over here.
快点 Come on.
好，就那样别动 Good, now just hold it right there.
保持住 Hold on, hold on.
-好痒 -别动，别动 -That's tickles. -Don't move, don't move.
-你的手好凉 -保持别动 -Your hands are freezing. -Just touch it.
-我手上都是油 -哎呀 -My hands are greasy. -For Christ sakes.
就碰那个鸡蛋就行！ Just touch the egg!
用你的食指 Take your index finger.
轻轻地 Gently...
看起来有点诡谲 Oh, this could get weird.
用你的食指，不是碰脚，是碰鸡蛋 Take your index finger,not on foot, on the egg.
非常好，保持 Very good, right there,now just hold it.
挺好，不要擦，别擦 Oh, that's good, don't wipe it off, don't wipe it off.
别擦掉，往后一点点 Don't wipe it, oh no,back off, back off!
别动 Hold it right there.
别动，你的腿别动 Hold that, hold that, hold your leg, hold your leg!
上帝啊，太棒了，这是绝对的艺术品 God, yes, absolute master.
看看这线条 The curves.
纹理，阴影，纹理阴影 The texture, shadows,texture shadows.
引人遐想 Tantalizing ambiguities.
绝对的艺术 This is fantastic.
Bill Cool的《A little love in the fast Lane》 A little love in the fast Lane from bill cool.
下午下班回家，汤姆? The afternoon commute home, Tom?
波琳，南行55号高速 Pauline, southbound 55 there's an accident
二车道发生了一起事故 in the number two Lane.
爆火的新组合，Durango 95！ Hot new group, durango 95!
他主宰黑夜 The darkness is his domain.
对他这样的人来说， To be seen yet unseen is no difficult task,
被看到但又不被发现，并不是一件困难的事情 for one such as he.
你以为没有看到的那个影子， The shadow you thought you did not see
实际上在你昏暗的卧室墙上飞快移动 flitting against the walls of your darkened bedroom.
它就在那里 It was there.
你几乎能听到他的声音 The sound you could almost hear!
他的声音又变了 His voice in another form!
是的 Yes.
变成了蛇的声音 The hiss of distant snakes.
尽管他能掌控众兽，但这力量也不是无穷无尽的 Though his power over beasts is great, it is not limitless.
遗憾的说，是不行的 No, sadly, no.
有些动物根本不听他的使唤 Certain animals do not obey him.
甚至，它们还会伤害他！ Indeed, would hurt him, if they could!
狗 Small dogs.
特别是哈巴狗、腊肠犬和可卡犬！ Especially pekingese,dachshunds, cocker spaniels!
它们更合我胃口 They are more to my liking.
血液就是生命的精华 The blood is the life.
说实话，他的血像水一样苍白 In truth, his blood is pale as water.
惨白的血液 Pale blood.
洛莉 Hey, Lori.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
还好 Yeah.
快坐下吧 Let's go sit down.
他的力量远可以突破极限 Though his powers are greater than his limitations,
他只属于夜晚 the night only is his,
他完全主宰了黑暗 yet how completely he dominates the darkness.
他化作影，穿窗而过 He can become shadow itself and flow through windows,
如同水透过布一样！ like water through cloth!
明明你能听到他的声音，但又发现不了他 To be heard, yet unheard.
他的声音转化为了另一种形式 His voice in another form.
变成了……-嗨，珍妮 Yes, the hiss of... - Hi, Jenny.
-嗨 -变成了蛇 -Hi. -Distant snakes!
血液就是生命的精华 The blood is the life.
我还怕你不能来呢 I was afraid you wouldn't come.
我来了 I'm here.
我们可以一起享受这个美好的夜晚 We spent this wonderful night together.
我有很多关于你的事情想知道 There are so many things I want to know about you.
珍妮 Jenny.
迈克尔，我觉得好像爱上了…… Michael, I think I'm falling in love with...
珍妮 Jenny.
听我说 Listen to me.
你根本不了解我 You don't know me.
你根本不知道我是谁，也不知道我是什么 You don't who I am, or what I am.
我不能让自己陷入爱情 I can't let myself love.
任何人都不行 Anyone.
所以，请你不要再这样了 So, please.
不要问更多了 No more questions.
珍妮 Jenny.
所以？ So?
所以什么？ So what?
所以你嗨要不要给我你的电话号码？ Are you going to give me your telephone number or not?
酒保，双份苏格兰威士忌，加冰块 Barkeep, double scotch, rocks,.
范，范，那是珍妮 Van, Van, there's Jenny.
-在哪里? -就坐在那边 -Where? -Sittin' right over there.
珍妮，珍妮 Jenny, Jenny.
正是我日思夜想姑娘 Just the girl I wanna see.
嗨，珍妮 -嗨 Hi, Jenny. - Hi, Jenny.
嗨，你见过迈克尔·弗瑞了吗? Hi, have you met Michael fury?
拍摄工作怎么样了？ How is the video going?
正常进行 It's goin'.
介意我们一起吗？ So listen, do you mind if we join you?
不，我们得走了 No, look, we gotta go.
等一下，我们才刚到 Wait a minute, we just got here.
你想待在这里就自己待着吧，我还有工作要做 You wanna stay here, you stay, I got work to do.
范！ Van!
该死，怎么又碰上了 Damn it, every time I turn around.
那是谁？ Who was that?
我跟你说过他是个怪咖 I told you he was weird.
我现在不想听，好吗? Listen, I don't wanna hear it right now, okay?
我要走了 I've gotta go.
嘿，那今晚怎么办？ Hey, but what about tonight?
我是说，我们应该…以后再说吧? I mean, we're supposed to...Maybe later, huh?
喝一杯吗？ Would you like a drink?
不用了，我自己去拿，谢谢 No, I'll get it myself, thanks.
跟我谈谈他 Tell me about him.
范？ Van?
他是个艺术家，我一直给他拍片子 He's an artist, I've been doing a video with him.
真的？ Really?
我想看看 I'd like to see it.
天啊，不，你不会想看那些东西的 Oh, god, no, you wouldn't wanna see any of that stuff.
为什么？ not?
拍的是黄片 It's an erotic video.
我不想毁掉我在你心里的形象 I wouldn't want you to think of me that way.
不会的 I don't.
在哪？ Where is it?
我就知道我看到了什么，我知道它就在某个地方 I know what I saw, I know it's here somewhere.
加油，范，关键时刻到了 Come on, Van, it's the big time now.
这里 There.
这里，对，就是这里 There it is, right there.
范·范德米尔 "Van Vandameer.
出生于1945年10月17日 "Date of birth,October 17th, 1945.
出生地:伊利诺伊州皮奥里亚 "Place of birth,peoria, Illinois.
无犯罪记录 "Criminal record, none.
病史 "Medical history.
三次精神禁闭 "Three instances of psychiatric confinement.
会员和加入的组织 "Memberships and associations.
“恶魔守卫者协会” "Demon defenders.
“国际屠龙兄弟会” "International brotherhood of dragon slayers.
“UFO警报协会” "Ufo alert.
“UFO太空病毒治疗师协会” "Ufo space virus healers association.
“UFO观察者协会” "Ufo watchers union.
“德古拉的朋友们” "Friends of Dracula.
“天空观察者联合会” "Sky watchers united.
“外星人识别网站” "Alien identification network.
精神病药物滥用史 "Psychotic drug episodes.
在恶魔本性研讨会上与他人斗殴 "Fight during seminar on nature of demons.
UFO大会上发疯 "A collapse at ufo convention."
在哪里呢 Where?
到底在哪里呢 Where?
退后一点 Back it up.
稍微，稍微退后 Back up real slow, slow.
再一点点 Then, again.
这里 There.
天啊，你刚能看到他，一会儿又看不见了 My god, now you see him, now you don't.
没人能瞬移的这么快吧 Nobody moves that fast.
绝对没人能做到 Nobody.
我的娘啊，范，你发现了一个吸血鬼 Oh, Jesus, Van, you got yourself a vampire.
妈的，天方夜谭的事情 Damn it, this is the kind of thing that happens
居然是真的，这真是…… when your dreams come true, this...
拿个木头跟他决战吧 Sure, fight him with a piece of wood.
这样太蠢了 Stupid.
我知道他要干嘛，他在利用珍妮 You know what he's doing, he's using Jenny.
他利用珍妮来监视我 He's using her to watch over me.
王八蛋 Son of a bitch.
你不明白 You just don't understand.
你是一个美丽的姑娘，活力无限 You're a beautiful girl, full of energy.
你太美了 So beautiful.
你又这么年轻 You're so young.
你的前途一片光明 You have so much life to look forward to.
你真的想看范拍摄的那些东西吗？ Do you really wanna see Van's tapes?
我可以帮你拿过来一些，你想看吗? I can get some of them for you, do you want me to?
不 No.
我自己能搞定 I can handle it myself.
我愿意为你做任何事 I would do anything for you.
你知道的吧 You know that, don't you?
我知道 I know.
你怎么进来的? How did you get in here?
我，额，你还记得，是我租了这套房子给你的吧 I, uh, I rented this condo for you, remember?
我有钥匙的 I got the keys.
行李箱里是什么？ What's in the suitcase?
我给你付钱不是来调查我的 I'm not paying your agency to investigate me.
你不应该去找凶手吗？ Shouldn't you be looking for a murderer?
我就是在找啊 I am looking for a murderer.
你什么意思？ Meaning what?
我是嫌疑人？ I'm a suspect?
每个人都有嫌疑哦 Everyone's a suspect.
别整的跟福尔摩斯似的 Spoken like a master detective.
我觉得这可不搞笑 I don't think this is funny.
我在电脑上查了你的资料 I did a computer search on you.
根本就没你这个人 You don't exist.
电脑有误罢了 Computers makes mistakes.
我要是凶手的话干嘛还雇你？ If I were the killer, why would I hire you?
也许你希望有人 Maybe you want someone to
发现你留下的证据 uncover evidence you left behind.
不，我的信是从欧洲寄来的 No, my letters came from Europe.
那都可以伪造 That could be arranged.
你认真的吗？ You're actually serious.
你不是个杀手 You're not a killer.
那你到底在找什么？ Then what are you searching for?
我希望你是真实存在的 I was hoping you were the real thing.
真实存在的？ "The real thing?"
你懂我什么意思 You know what I mean.
那我可真够走运啊 What luck.
我大老远过来 I come all this way,
结果只是看到一堆幻象 and all I get are hallucinations.
真是疯了 Crazy people.
什么幻觉？ What hallucinations?
没什么 Nevermind.
当我没说 Forget it.
拜托，迈克尔，我要知道你都看到了什么？ Please, Michael, I need to know, what are you seeing?
与你无关 What I'm seeing is none of your business.
怎么没关系？你看到的东西是我引起的 No, it is, you see I'm causing what you're seeing!
才不是 No.
你没那么大能耐 No, you don't have that kind of power, you can't.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
这怎么可能呢？ Because it's just not possible.
就是能 It is possible.
我一直在努力尝试产生那种幻象，你明白吗？ I've been working for those visions, you see?
它们却出现在了你的眼前！ Only, they've been coming to you!
如果那是真的，那么你正在做一件极其危险的事情 If that's true, what you're doing is extremely dangerous.
你正在和你一窍不通的东西玩火 You're playing with things you know nothing about.
离那些死人远点！ Leave the dead alone!
迈克尔，求你了 Michael, please.
我要知道你都看到了什么？ I need to know what you're seeing.
血，我看到很多血 Blood, I'm seeing blood.
有时候我觉得我要疯了 Sometimes I think I'm going mad.
满意了吗？ Satisfied?
迈克尔，你没疯 You're not mad, Michael.
我不知道你到底怎么了 I don't know what you are,
但你肯定没疯 but you're not mad.
我离家好远 I'm far from home.
远离家乡 Far from home.
我累了 And I'm tired.
我需要休息 I need to rest.
不 No.
不 No!
停下来！ Stop!
迈克尔？ Michael?
迈克尔 Michael?
迈克尔 Michael.
对于早起的鸟儿来说，现在是音乐…… Right now for you early risers, it's music...
洛杉矶，南部地区的天气， In Los Angeles,the weather for the southland
与以往相似，今天早晨这里有低云 is more of the same, low clouds here this morning,
天气炎热、雾霾严重，但下午阳光明媚 hot and smoggy but sunny this afternoon.
市中心的最高温度一般在80华氏度左右 Highs generally in the mid-80s in the downtown area...
今天早晨，圣莫尼卡高速东西向 It's going to be busy on the Santa Monica
将车流繁忙 freeway east and westbound,a lot of heavy traffic
圣莫尼卡高速上出现严重拥堵 this morning on the Santa Monica freeway.
不久前，在东行，在港口地区快车道 Had an earlier accident, eastbound,
发生了一起交通事故 before the harbor area in the fast Lane.
事故已经处理完毕，现在405南行方向畅通无阻 That has been cleared,southbound on the 405.
哦，迈克尔 oh, Michael.
还有来自于华盛顿，可能致命的 And potentially lethal shellfish from
贝类，这些扇贝含有血管毒素 Washington state, the scallops contain vasotoxin.
那是一种自然产生的毒药，会导致… That's a naturally-occurring poison that can cause...
辛辛那提，五比零 And Cincinnati, five-nothing.
芝加哥4分，费城1分 Chicago four, Philadelphia one.
蒙特利尔在11局比赛中以5比4战胜了匹兹堡， Montreal took Pittsburgh five-four in 11 innings,
而大都会队则终结了他们的七连败 and the mets ended their seven game losing streak.
范？ Van?
有人在家吗？ Is anybody home?
嗨，嗯，嗯…… Hi, um, um...
最近怎么样？ How you doin"?
我很……哦天啊，你吓到我了，我来找谢丽 I was, oh god, you scared me, I was looking for cherry.
啊 Ah.
太神奇了，我刚刚还在想你呢 It's amazing, you know, I was just thinking about you.
咱俩就像有心灵感应似的 It's like you're reading my mind.
谢丽一时半会还回不来 Anyhow, cherry won't be back for a little while.
-我真的得走了 -不，你知道吗? -I really gotta go now. -No, you know what?
我有东西想给你看看 I have something I wanna show ya.
不，范，我真的该走了 No, I really gotta go, Van.
不会花很长时间的，那东西非常漂亮 No, look, it won't take long at all, it's beautiful.
非常特别 Very special.
-你最近咋样？ -还好 So, how you doin'? - Fine.
-还好吗？ -嗯哼 -Are you well? - Uh-huh.
-你今儿也太美了 -谢谢 -You look so pretty today. -Thank you.
-会花费很长时间吗？ -珍妮，你本可以成为一个明星 -Will this take long? -Jenny, you could be a star.
你有这么美的眼睛 With such pretty eyes.
相信我 I want you to trust me.
来吧 Come on.
进 Go on.
什么恶心的味道？ What's that awful smell?
大蒜 Garlic.
我在所有的墙上都涂了60加仑的大蒜汁 I painted 60 gallons of garlic juice on all the walls.
嗯，我的意思是几乎所有的墙 Well, I mean almost all of 'em.
吸血鬼？ Vampires?
你是在堤防吸血鬼吗？ Are you trying to keep vampires out?
不是 No.
我在阻止一个吸血鬼逃出去 I'm trying to keep a vampire from getting out.
哦 Oh.
所以，吸血鬼在哪？ So, where is the vampire?
-嘿，别看我 -你不是？ Hey, don't look at me. - No?
我是阳光普照的大白天过来的 I came here in bright sunshine.
而且大蒜 And garlic,
十字架 and crosses,
对我完全没用 don't do a thing to me.
什么都没用 Nothin', huh?
吸血鬼还没过来呢 Well, you see, the vampire's not here yet.
-还没是什么意思？ -就是还没 -"Yet?" -Yet.
但是别担心 But don't worry.
他马上来 He's comin'.
G马上就来 onna be here real soon.
听着，范，虽然挺有意思的，但是…… Look, Van, that's real interesting, but...
哦，你知道什么才是真的有趣吗? Oh, do you what's interesting?
看这里，这里 Look right up there, right there.
在那边，就在你后面 And over there, and right behind ya.
我什么都看不见 I don't see anything.
看，这里有个隐形摄像机 Well look, right there,it's a hidden video camera.
首先，我要抓住吸血鬼， You see, first of all, I'm gonna capture the vampire,
录下他吸血的过程， then I'm gonna tape him feeding,
然后我就会成为美国最牛逼的艺术家 and then I'm gonna become the most famous artist in America.
第一步，第二步，第三步 I mean, it's one,it's two, it's three.
很厉害的计划 That's a very clever idea, Van.
我知道，很牛对吧？ I know, very clever, huh?
-但我真的该…… -不，不要，珍妮，珍妮 -But I really... -No, no, Jenny, Jenny.
你身上好凉，太凉了 You're so cold, so cold.
怎么了，你觉得我是要偷你的钱包吗？ What's the matter, you think I'm gonna steal your purse, hm?
嘿 Hey.
你觉得内疚吗，嗯? Are you feeling guilty, hm?
-内疚什么？ -“内疚什么？” -Guilty about what? -"Guilty about what?"
这个 About this.
为了你的男朋友偷我的录像带 About swiping my tapes for your boyfriend.
你是不是我觉得我傻？ You think I'm stupid?
还是觉得我蠢？ You think I'm dumb?
你觉得我弱智? You think I'm retarded?
你以为我不知道你 Don't you think I know what you
和那个混蛋在搞什么鬼吗? and that blood sucker are up to?
你在说什么呢？ What're you talking about?
迈克尔·弗瑞 Michael fury, that's what I'm talking about.
那个吸血鬼 That blood sucker.
-你是发癫了还是咋了？ -哦，是吗？ -Are you crazy or what? -Oh, yeah?
我疯了，我他妈疯了！ I'm crazy, I'm fucking crazy!
我精得很 I'm crazy like a fox.
我早就计划好了，让这些谋杀案 I had a plan all laid out, where these murders
看起来像吸血鬼干的 were gonna look like the work of a vampire.
-是你杀了那些人？ -对 -Did you kill those? -Oh, yeah.
我把他们都杀了，相信我，杀人太难了 Yeah, I killed them and believe me, it wasn't easy.
过程非常不顺利 'Cause those things don't come that good to me.
吸血鬼，他们太孤独了 'Cause you see, vampires,they're so lonely,
他们不停地寻找，寻找 and they keep searching and searching,
寻找属于自己的同类 and searching for their own kind.
你疯了！ You're crazy!
我是疯了 I'm crazy.
你男朋友正好上了圈套 Your boyfriend fell right into the trap.
你疯了 You're crazy!
我就是疯了 I'm crazy.
看看你胸部的牙印 The Mark of the beast.
还说我疯了？ I'm crazy?
看我 Look at me.
看着我 Look at Me
我是对的，我就他妈是对的 I'm right, I'm fuckin' right!
我是个疯子 I'm crazy.
我就是真理！ I'm right!
不，不，不，不，别担心，别担心 No, no, no, no, don't fret, don't fret.
感觉怎么样？ How you doin'?
看我给你拿了什么？ Look what I got for ya.
你知道这是什么吗？ You know what this is?
这是墨西哥吸血蝙蝠的上颚 This is the upper jaw of a Mexican vampire bat, huh?
挺合适的，对吧？ Fitting, isn't it?
求你了，范 Please, Van.
别怕，别担心 Now, don't you worry, don't you worry.
这不会对你造成一丁点伤害的 This isn't gonna hurt you one little bit.
哦，不，上帝啊！ Oh-ho, Jesus!
像个小喷泉一样 Oh, we got gusher.
哦，上帝啊 Oh, Christ.
没事，没事哦 Okay, you're fine.
保持住，非常好 Hold that, hold that, good.
你看，好多好多血啊 Just like Texas, you see.
瞄准颈动脉效果最好 The jugular's the one you want to hit.
你男朋友有点变态 Of course, your boyfriend was a little kinky.
他也不是那么厉害 He wasn't all that efficient.
天 God.
好讽刺啊对吧 It's ironic, isn't it?
我比他更懂怎么吸血 I mean, I actually know how to do this better than he does.
有趣 Funny.
不是吗？ No?
好吧，我会把你打扮得漂漂亮亮的 Okay, well we're gonna get you lookin' real pretty.
整理一下你的小蝴蝶结 Fix that little bow of yours,
帮你男朋友解决这个问题，好吗？ straighten this out for your boyfriend, okay, huh?
保持不动哦 Here, hold still, hold still.
非常棒 Very good, mm-hm.
不过，你要是完全被吸干了，对他也没什么用了 Of course, you're not gonna be much use to him all empty,
所以，我想剩下一点点 so, uh, I think there's gonna be just enough left
刚好能勾起他的食欲，来这儿吃顿晚饭 to whet his appetite, for the meal to come.
再来一点，就快完成了，好吗? Just a little bit more,we're almost done, all right?
哦，珍妮 Oh, Jenny.
非常抱歉 Sorry about that.
什么？ What?
不，这不是血，这是酒 Oh, no, no, this is wine.
我只是把血抽出来而已，我可不会喝血 I take the blood out, I certainly don't drink it.
朋友，敬你 Here's to you, brother.
我不是你的朋友 I'm not your brother.
我们今晚都有点敏感， Well, we are a little touchy this evening,
不是吗，弗瑞先生? aren't we, Mr. fury?
你为什么杀她？ Why did you kill her?
根本没必要 It wasn't necessary.
听着，也许你喜欢半途而废， Look, you might wanna do things half-assed,
但你不能阻止有人想要 but if somebody's gonna do somethin' right,
把这件事做好 they should do it right.
你杀了他们所有人 You killed them all.
当然是我 Of course I did.
我还有录像，绝对的极品 And I've got videotape of it, it's brilliant.
我把每个人的血都吸干了 I drained each one of them bloodless.
就像你会做的那样 Just like you'd have done it.
我很久没杀人了 I haven't killed in a very long time.
那真是太可惜了 Well, that's a goddamn shame.
我的意思说，太好了 I mean, it's therapeutic as hell.
天 God.
你肯定非常孤单 You must be so lonely.
非常寂寞 So lonely.
你们剩下的人不多了，是吗? There are not many of you left, are there?
你说得对，我们已经所剩无几了 You're right, there are few of us left.
现在我看到的都是变态 Now all I find are perverts.
变态？ Perverts?
还有像你这样的疯子 And madmen, like you.
“疯子” "Madmen."
你不应该杀她 You shouldn't have killed her.
好，好啊 yeah, yeah.
他是真的吸血鬼，而你，范 He's the real McCoy and you, Van,
是你抓住了他 you, my man, are the one who caught him.
哦天啊，不 Oh, my god, no.
老天爷！ Sweet Jesus!
冷静 Easy now.
天啊，他是真的吸血鬼 God, he is real.
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
可恶 Damn it.
加油，继续守着 Oh, come on, Van, maintain your vigil.
鬼知道那畜生会做什么 You know, who knows, man, don't know what that beast'll do.
不，洛莉 No, Lori.
不 No.
不，洛莉 No, Lori.
不！ No!
谢丽？ Cherry?
到时间了 About time.
该吃晚饭了 Dinner.
谢丽？ Cherry?
巫毒先生？ Voodoo Van?
妈呀 Jesus.
你他妈是谁啊？你在这干嘛？ Who the hell are you,what're you doing here?
我来找珍妮 I'm here to see Jenny.
你是珍妮的朋友？ You're a friend of Jenny's?
算是吧 Sort of.
真是太巧了，不是吗? Well, that's very coincidental, isn't it?
我在等珍妮的另一个朋友 I'm just waiting for another friend of Jenny's.
我认识你，不是吗? I know you, don't I?
对，我在某个地方见过你 Yeah, I've seen you someplace.
你是谢丽的朋友，对吧？ You're a friend of cherry's, right?
-不是 -不是？ -No. -No?
-不好意思，你叫什么？ -洛莉 -I'm sorry, what's your name? -Lori.
洛莉，我是范 Lori, I'm Van.
老天，你简直完美 My god, you'd be perfect.
哪里？ For what?
你可能不会信，但是，嗯 You're not gonna believe this, but uh,
我正在拍一部电影，谢丽本来应该是主演 I'm doing a film and cherry was supposed to play the role,
但是她一直没来 but she didn't show up.
你绝对适合那个角色 You're absolutely perfect for the part.
-真的? -嗯 -Really? -Uh-huh.
哪个角色？ What part?
电影的主角 Well, it's the star of the fim.
珍妮没跟你说过吗？ Hasn't Jenny told you about this?
-哦，也许说过吧 -你知道我是谁，对吧? -Oh, yeah, I think she did. -You know who I am, right?
你知道我是谁，对吧? And you know what I do, right?
-影视制作人，对吧？ -对 -Video artist, right? -Right, right.
洛莉，我跟你说，不管是谁演那个角色 Well, Lori, let me tell you, whoever plays that role
绝对都会名声大噪 is gonna end up very famous.
-真的？ -嗯哼 -Really? -Uh-huh.
出名？ Famous?
哦，对，出名 Oh, yeah, famous.
我能看看珍妮吗？ Can I see Jenny now?
当然 Yeah.
我猜你一定想知道这部电影是关于什么的，对吧? So I bet you're wondering what this film is about, right?
-哦，是的 -但你知道吗？ -Oh, yeah. -But you know what?
我不知道你怎么想，但是我特别厌恶这个 I don't know about you but I'm so sick
男人主导的行业 of the male-dominated superiority in this business.
就好像女性唯一值得尊重的事情 The only thing that's respected about a woman
就是她们胸部的大小 is the size of her breasts,
或者是你可以在她们身上撒多少血浆 or the amount of blood that you can throw all over her.
直接跟我说珍妮在哪 Come on, really, where is Jenny?
珍妮在哪里？ "Where's Jenny."
请进来吧，亲爱的 Step right in, my dear.
欢迎来到名利场 Welcome to fame and fortune.
别靠近我 No closer.
我就知道 I knew it.
从我见到你的那一刻起我就知道了 I knew it from the moment I met you.
别 Don't.
别用那种眼神看我 Don't look at me that way.
我之前从来不敢相信这种事会发生在我身上 I never really believed this would happen for me.
我希望我们从未见过 I wish we had never met.
别口是心非 You don't mean that.
天哪，看看她，她就像是灵魂出窍了一样 God look at her, she acts like she has no will of her own.
哦，太好了，太完美了 Oh, yes, that's nice.
变成吸血鬼的前戏 Vampire foreplay.
快，继续啊，咬她，咬她 Go on, go on, bite her, bite.
不，该死，你应该咬她呀 No, damn it, you gotta bite her!
现在 Yeah, maybe now.
赶紧，咬她 Maybe, come on, bite her.
一旦被吸血鬼控制 Yes, yes, once in the thrall of the beast,
你就成了血奴，从此一无是处 you're a blood slave, nothing more.
怎么还没咬 But he hasn't even bitten her yet.
现在该咬了吧 Yeah, maybe now.
也许就是现在 Maybe he'll bite her now.
我的老天 Oh, my god.
她也是个吸血鬼 She's one of 'em, too.
我本不敢奢望 I couldn't have hoped.
永远都别离开我 Never go away.
你需要血 You need blood.
我的老天 Oh, my god.
妈的！ Son of a bitch!
天啊 Jesus.
这是什么鬼啊 What a fuckin' nightmare.
不 No!
先生们，坐 Sit down, gentlemen.
请坐 Please, please sit down.
你即将看到的是 What you are about to see is one of the most dramatic
有史以来最震撼的艺术作品之一 pieces of video art that has ever been created.
奥斯瓦尔德先生，请不要动好吗? Mr. oswald, will you please hold still?
我只想说这是一个集信念、承诺、与奉献为一体的作品， It is a work of true conviction, of true commitment,
是年复一年打磨出来的精品 and years and years of single-minded dedication.
现在，你可能会问，什么是信念? Now, you might ask,"what is conviction?"
信念就是牺牲 Conviction is sacrifice.
什么是承诺? "What is commitment?"
承诺就是牺牲！ Commitment is sacrifice!
什么是奉献？ "What is dedication?"
奉献就是牺牲 Dedication is sacrifice.
最后，你可能会说…… And finally, you might say...
朗医生请去西区骨科 Dr. lang to orthopedics, west wing.
先生们，没有人 And no one, gentlemen,
比我更懂那些东西 no one understands that better than me.
最精彩的部分到了，奥斯瓦尔德先生! There, that's your key scene, Mr. oswald!
现在，注意了 Now, pay attention,
他们可以用磁力破坏这些磁带 'cause they can screw with these tapes magnetically.
哦，对，他们可以做到 Oh, yeah, they can do that.
看到了吗？ Yeah, see, see?
子弹正中胸部，但却毫发无损 Bullet hits, right through the chest, but it doesn't matter.
你用枪把他们打成筛子也没用 You can shoot these son of a bitches all day long.
怎么了，我烦到你了吗？ What's the matter, am I boring you?
看看他们对我做了什么 Well, how's this, huh, look what they did to me.
这是吸血鬼的咬痕！ These are vampire bites!
不不不，别带走他们啊 No, no, no, please don't take 'em.
我正要说点重要的事情呢 I'm just gettin' to the primo stuff.
这就是那个叫迈克尔的人 This is where this guy, Michael,
变成吸血鬼的节点 actually turns into a mutant bat!
我是说，看啊，看啊! I mean, look at it, for Christ sake, look at that!
我有他变身成吸血鬼， I actually had footage of him changing,
以及死而复生的录像 and then rising from the dead.
还有他做爱的录像，奥斯瓦尔德先生 Got footage of him making love, Mr. oswald.
色情片，奥斯瓦尔德先生 X-rated love scenes, Mr. oswald.
我会喜欢这里的 I'm going to like it here.
听着，我没说你们的坏话 Look, I wasn't saying nothing bad about you.
绝对没有 No.
我们只是在看电影，好吗? I mean, we were just watching the film, okay?
我们就像朋友一样，你知道吗? It's kinda like we're friends, you know?
我是说，我们一起经历了很多事情 I mean, we've been through things together.
有点像朋友，对吧? Sort of like friends, right?
我是说，我们只是在看电影，它… I mean, we were just watching the film, it's...
好吗？ Okay?
我要躺下了…… I'm just gonna...